Monday, March 2, 2009

OH YEAH, I FORGOT

YEP, THATS THE TITLE OF THIS LITTLE BLOG.
LAST FRIDAY, USUALLY THE DAY I STAY IN CAUSE I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO, AND I JUST LIKE TO HANG BY MYSELF.
WELL, I HAD A $10.00 OFF COUPON FOR J.C. PENNEY. HOLY CRAP, I CAN'T NOT USE THAT (DOUBLE NEGATIVE)..ANYHOW, I GOT DRESSED AND HEADED OUT..I HAD A BOOK TO RETURN TO THE LIBRARY THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT. SO ON TO THE MALL. I USUALLY GO BY OUR CONDO BUS, BUT BEING A BIG GIRL NOW AND HAVE MY OWN CAR, AND MY TANK WAS FULL WITH $1.99 GAS I WENT SOLO. I DONT ALWAYS LIKE GOING WITH THE OTHER GIRLS , AS I LIKE TO DO ALONE STUFF...SO I PARK IN A HANDICAP SPOT PRETTY CLOSE TO THE ENTRANCE I WANT..I WAS ONE ROW BEHIND A SPOT FOR EXPECTANT MOTHERS..GOT IT ALL INTO MY SLOW BRAIN. BEFORE GOING INTO PENNEY'S I SAT ON A BENCH A TOOK ANOTHER VICODIN..ALL THIS WALKING HURTS..FOOLED AROUND IN THE WOMENS DEPARTMENT AND FINALLY TOOK A COUPLE OF PAIRS OF JEANS INTO THE DRESSING ROOM..OFF WITH THE SNEAKERS, OFF WITH MY PANTS, AND ON WITH THE NEW STUFF. I USUALLY BUY THE SAME BRAND CAUSE I KNOW HOW THEY FIT, AND WASH WELL..THE FIRST PAIR MUST HAVE BEEN MARKED WRONG. I COULDN'T GET IT OVER MY BACKSIDE..THE NEXT WAS THE SAME IN A DIFFERENT COLOR..NO PROBLEM. WENT AND PAID FOR IT..MY FEET HURT SO MUCH THAT I DID NOT GO UP TO THE 2ND LEVEL. I WANTED TO CHECK OUT SOME TOWELS..SO OUT TO THE PARKING LOT..I STARTED WALKING TO THE LEFT. THAT WAS RIGHT. I KNOW WHERE I PARKED..SO I WALKED, AND WALKED, AND SOME MORE, MY POOR LITTLE FEETIES WERE SCREAMING AT ME. I STARTED RUNNING OUT OF CARS. I COULD NOT FIND THAT SPOT FOR THE NEW MOMMIES..I LEANED AGAINST A LEXUS (HEY, I CARE) AND WAITED FOR THE SECURITY TO RIDE PAST ME..AFTER ABOUT 15 MINUTES HE CAME, I WAVED, AND JUMPED (LOL) INTO HIS TRUCK. I TOLD HIM WHERE THE CAR WAS, CAUSE I KNEW, JUST WALKED THE WRONG WAY..AND THERE WAS MY BABY..JUST SITTING THERE WHERE I LEFT HER. WAITING FOR ME. SUCH A GOOD CAR. (HONDA). I CANT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS CAUSE THEY STILL THINK I HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER..WELL, I DONT. I FEEL THE CHANGE IN MY HEAD. MY ADVISE====DONT GET OLD..LOL... SEE YA

2 comments:

  1. Always beats me why parent parking is closer to the shop than disabled parking, like I dont disagree with parent parking, but surely disabled parking should be closer? lol... glad you got a ride to your car anyhow.
    love to pumpkin :)

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  2. I know just what you mean about looking for a car!! I have been through that too. I am like you... I need some time alone without anyone!! I have not been on my journal as much.Hope you have a good week. Janie

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