IT JUST AIN'T ANY GOOD

SO, I HAVE BEEN HAVING PROPLEMS WITH MY PRINTER. IT JUST DOES NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY PUTER. SINCE I GOT THIS NEW BABY, MY OLD PRINTER SAID "NO WAY". I HAVE A GOOD FRIEND WHO IS AN COMPUTER WHIZ. EVEN HE COULD NOT MAKE FRIENDS. SO TODAY IN ALL MY GLORY I WENT AND PURCHASED A NEW FRIEND. IT IS AN HP (LIKE MY PUTER) AND IT COPIES, SCANS, AND MAKES NICE PICTURES. IT TOOK ME NO TIME AT ALL TO INSTALL IT. I EVEN PRINTED OUT A PHOTO OF PUMPKIN. AND THEN THE DAMN THING FIGURED IT WAS JUST TO GOOD FOR ME AND GAVE ME PROBLEMS WITH THE MASTER--COMPUTER..LIKE UR TIME HAS RUN OUT, OR THERE IS NO PRINTER INSTALLED. OMG. I AM PULLING OUT MY LITTLE HAIRS,ONE BY ONE..THE BLASTED THING PRINTED A TEST PAGE AND A PHOTO. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON..I AM THE MISTRESS OF MURPHY'S LAW. THE DEVIL IS COMING OUT OF ME. (IF U ASK MY CHILDREN OR FRIENDS, THEY WOULD SAY THEY NEW IT WAS IN ME). SO HERE I SIT FRUSTRATED AGAIN, AND $100.00 SHORT..LOL, NO IT IS ROFLMAO.....SEE YA