OH, THAT PUMPKIN

STHAT LITTLE OLD PUMPKIN OF MINE IS GROWING UP. ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE DEMANDS TO BE LET OUT OF THE APARTMENT WHEN IT IS DARK OUTSIDE. I DO LET HER OUT IN THE MORNING BECAUSE THE SUN IS THERE AND SHE LIKES TO BASK IN IT..THE OTHER DAY I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE FOR THE GYM AND LO AND BEHOLD, SHE WAS GONE..SHE HAS TAKEN HER LITTLE STROLLS AND IF I CALL HER, SHE COMES BACK. I KNOW WHERE SHE IS BECAUSE THE BELL AROUND HER NECK TINKLES..SO I MARCH UP AND BACK ON THE CAT WALK, AND NO PUMPKIN. MY DAMN FEET ARE KILLING ME BECAUSE THE PILLS HAVE NOT KICKED IN YET. I TAKE THE ELEVATOR DOWN ONE FLIGHT AS SHE ENDS UP IN THE DOOR BELOW MY PLACE. SHE IS LOST. WELL, NOT THERE. I AM CALLING HER ALL THE TIME, BUT NOT VERY LOUD AS IT IS 9:15 AM..I GOTTA GET GOING. SO I GO INTO THE HOUSE FOR THE THIRD TIME TO CHECK HER HIDDING PLACES. AND THERE SHE IS, SITTING INSIDE THE DOOR LOOKING ALL INNOCENT..I LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, SHE PROBABLY WENT IN, AND THE DOOR SHUT FROM THE BREEZE, BUT THESE NIGHT TIME CRIES ARE DRIVING ME NUTS. WHY DOES SHE NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO? OH WELL, CATS RULE....EVERYBODY HAVE A VERY JOYFULL CHRISTMAS. OH, BY THE WAY, I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO LOVES FRUIT CAKE. EVEN HARD. LOL...SO SEND IT TO ME. I WILL GIVE MY ADDRESS TO EVERYBODY WHO IS GAME...ROFLMAO....SEE YA