MURPHY'S LAW

I SEEM TO BE GOING THROUGH A PERIOD KNOWN AS MURPHY'S LAW. FOR THE PAST WEEK OR SO I HAVE BEEN A TRUE MURPHYITE.
FOR EXAMPLE, AFTER WORKING THE POLL ON ELECTION DAY, I FIND THAT I HAVE BEEN REALLY TIRED. MORE SO THAN USUAL. THE OTHER DAY, I WAS AT THE MALL WITH PEOPLE FROM MY CONDO. WE GO EVERY WEDNESDAY ON THE "BUS". WE ARE ALL SENIORS, (LOL) WELL, IT WAS A NORMAL BORING DAY, I HAD A LUNCH FROM THE JAPANESE SECTION. TERIAKY CHICKEN OVER RICE. NOT BAD. AFTER THAT WE GO TO TARGET, IT BEING OUR LAST STOP BEFORE LOADING ON THE BUS TO GO HOME. I HAVE MADE A FRIEND WITH A BUNCH OF BOYS. (YES, BOYS) I AM CURRENTLY FRIENDLY WITH THE THIRD ONE..THE FIRST ONE GAVE ME MY USUAL. FROZEN YOURGUT IN A CUP WITH A SPLASH OF SOME FLAVOR. HE SCREWED UP THE PRICEING ON THE CASH REGISTER, AND IT CAME OUT TO BE .99CENTS. (IT IS A 2.58 ITEM). OK HE SAYS, NO PROBLEM..FINE, THIS WENT ON FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. HE WAS THEN REPLACED BY #2. WHEN I GO TO PAY, I BRING OUT THE LAST PRICE SLIP. HE TRIES REALLY HARD TO MATCH THAT PRICE. AH-HA HE CANNOT. THE BEST HE CAN DO IS .89CENTS..LOVE IT...ALSO, HE IS GONE AFTER A FEW WEEKS. #3 IS NOW MY CURRENT GUY. HE CANNOT MATCH THE PRICE EITHER..THESE KIDS ARE REALLY DUMB OR THEY HATE THE OWNER!!!!. I DID ASK HIM IF HE LIKED THE BOSS, YES HE DOES. LOL CHRIS IS HIS NAME. I NOW JUST WALK INTO THE SHOP AND HE JUMPS UP TO MAKE MY WONDERFUL CUP OF FROZEN GOODY. HE DOES NOT EVEN ASK FOR MONEY. SO NOW THE BEST PRICE I GET IS ZIPPO...LOVE THIS KID THE MOST. WHEN HE IS GONE I THINK I WILL GET THE STUFF AND HE WILL GIVE ME MONEY. NOT BAD. BUT BACK TO MURPHY. I GET HOME ABOUT 3PM. OF COURSE I AM POOPED OUT. I TRY NOT TO NAP AS IT SCREWS UP MY NIGHT TIME SLEEP. WELL, I FELL ASLEEP. I WOKE AT 4:29. IT WAS KINDA DARK OUTSIDE. ALSO IT IS FREEZING HERE IN FLORIDA. I WAS NOT SURE IF IT WAS MORNING OR THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT..WHAT TO DO, I WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND STILL DID NOT KNOW WHAT TIME OF THE MOON CICLE I WAS IN. A FRIEND CALLED AND I ASKED HER. SHE TOLD ME. SO I HAD HOT CEREAL LIKE IT WAS BREAKFAST. AT LEAST I WAS AWARE ENOUGH NOT TO HAVE COFFEE. BIG DEAL, I DID NOT FALL ASLEEP UNTIL 3:30AM..I DROVE PUMPKIN NUTS. WE WERE WRAPPED UP IN A WARM THROW. UP I GOT, DOWN I GOT. I COULD NOT FIND A SPOT FOR MYSELF TO FALL ASLEEP. YIKES. ANYHOW THIS WEEK AND LAST EVERYTHING I DID WAS WRONG. MY MEMORY IS KINDA SHOT SO I CANT REALLY REPEAT IT ALL. IF IT COMES BACK TO ME I WILL REPORT!!!!! SPEAKING OF BEING COLD, IT WAS 48* THIS MORNING IN SOUTH FLORIDA..MY QUESTION OF THE HOUR IS "THIS IS GLOBAL WARMING"? I MOVED TO FLORIDA TO BE WARM. IT IS LIKE MY PAST IN NEW YORK....LOL. SO FRIENDS, I WILL SEE YA