HOLY COW, WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING

I LIVE HERE IN FLORIDA, SOUTH FLORIDA, JUST A FEW MILES NORTH OF THE KEYS.
FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS WE HAVE HAD SOME REALLY COOL WEATHER.
YESTERDAY WHEN I WOKE UP IT WAS ABOUT 50*. IT WAS COOL ALL DAY. I EVEN HAVE BEEN USING THE HEAT IN THE EVENING JUST TO WARM THE PLACE UP.
TODAY UPON WAKING UP THE TEMPERATURE WAS 43*. NOW I HAVE THE HEAT RUNNING ALL DAY. I SHOULD BE RUNNING THE AIR CONDITIONER.
THE HIGH YESTERDAY WAS MAYBE 68*, TODAY IF WE GET LUCKY IT WILL HIT 70*
I CANNOT EVEN GO OUT CAUSE I HAVE NOT GOT ENOUGH WARM THINGS TO WEAR...BUT FRIEND, WE ARE HAPPY ABOUT SOME STUFF. LIKE ALL THE GUEST AND THE KIDS THAT ARE HERE FOR THE HOLIDAYS...CANT GO IN THE POOL. CANT PLAY OUT IN THE PARKING LOT WITH BALLS AND FOOTBALLS. EVERYBODY IS STUCK IN THE APARTMENTS...AND ANOTHER THING, THEY CANT PUT THE KIDS IN DIAPERS IN THE POOL. THATS A GOOD THING CAUSE EVERY YEAR SOME KIDS POO FALLS INTO THE POOL...THEN THE INSPECTORS COME AND CLOSE THE POOL AND THEN IT TAKES A WEEK TO REFILL IT...
I THANK MYSELF EVERY DAY FOR GOING TO THE LIBRARY TO GET A GOOD BOOK TO READ (BREATHLESS, BY DEAN KOONTZ).
TOMORROW I HAVE TO GO FOR THERAPY ON MY KNEE AGAIN. IN THE AFTERNOON I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY DOCTOR. I WILL HAVE TO PUT ON MY SKIVIES (IS THAT RIGHT??) SO YOU FLOLKS IN THE COLD NORTH AND COLD MID WEST AND THE COLD SOUTH REMEMBER THE FAMOUS WORDS OF OUR FORMER VICE PRESIDENT.."WE HAVE GLOBAL WARMING" THINK GREEN EVERYBODY SEE YA