LOOKIE, LOOKIE HERE

HERE I AM, SITTING IN MY DEN/GUEST BEDROOM/HOTTEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE/PUMPKINS HIDE-OUT.
NEXT TO ME IS MY D.I.L. SHE IS READING OVER MY SHOULDER, SO I HAVE TO WRITE ONLY NICE THINGS..MY SON JUST CAME BACK FROM THE KITCHEN WITH A MOUTH FULL OF CHOCOLATE. NOW HE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT US BEING IN "HIS" ROOM. LOL. WE JUST GOOGLED EARTH AND LOOKED AT EVERYBODIES HOMES WE COULD THINK OF..DIRTY LITTLE SNOOPERS WE ARE. THEY CAME LAST NIGHT AT ABOUT 11PM. TODAY WE WATCHED THE RAIN, THEN TOOK TO HIS RENTAL AND PERUSED BROWARD COUNTY LOOKING FOR A DODGE DEALER. WOULD U BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ALL CLOSED. TODAY ON SATURDAY, THE DAY PEOPLE SHOP. GUESS THEY ARE ALL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. IF WE FOUND A PLACE, HE WOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIMSELF A NEW TRUCK.HIS WIFE, MY D.I.L. WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM..BUT HE WOULD HAVE WON ANYHOW. SHE IS READING THIS AND HAS PUNCHED MY ARM 3 TIMES NOW..TOMORROW THEY LEAVE IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON. FIRSTLY, THEY GO TO THE AIRPORT AND HAVE DINNER.. I DONT FEED THEM..LUCKY I HAD SOME DRY CEREAL FOR HER FOR BREAKFAST. SHE IS WATCHING ME, AS I SEE HER IN THE MIRROR IN FRONT OF ME. UH OH JUST GOT CAUGHT, SHE READ THIS HERE..SO, NOW I GOTTA GET OFF AND FIND A LARGE CUP FOR MY SON, AS HE SAW WE BOTH HAVE BIG CUPS AND HE IS JEALOUS OF US...SO SEE YA