LOOKIE, LOOKIE HERE

HERE I AM, SITTING IN MY DEN/GUEST BEDROOM/HOTTEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE/PUMPKINS HIDE-OUT.
NEXT TO ME IS MY D.I.L. SHE IS READING OVER MY SHOULDER, SO I HAVE TO WRITE ONLY NICE THINGS..MY SON JUST CAME BACK FROM THE KITCHEN WITH A MOUTH FULL OF CHOCOLATE. NOW HE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT US BEING IN "HIS" ROOM. LOL. WE JUST GOOGLED EARTH AND LOOKED AT EVERYBODIES HOMES WE COULD THINK OF..DIRTY LITTLE SNOOPERS WE ARE. THEY CAME LAST NIGHT AT ABOUT 11PM. TODAY WE WATCHED THE RAIN, THEN TOOK TO HIS RENTAL AND PERUSED BROWARD COUNTY LOOKING FOR A DODGE DEALER. WOULD U BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ALL CLOSED. TODAY ON SATURDAY, THE DAY PEOPLE SHOP. GUESS THEY ARE ALL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. IF WE FOUND A PLACE, HE WOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIMSELF A NEW TRUCK.HIS WIFE, MY D.I.L. WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM..BUT HE WOULD HAVE WON ANYHOW. SHE IS READING THIS AND HAS PUNCHED MY ARM 3 TIMES NOW..TOMORROW THEY LEAVE IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON. FIRSTLY, THEY GO TO THE AIRPORT AND HAVE DINNER.. I DONT FEED THEM..LUCKY I HAD SOME DRY CEREAL FOR HER FOR BREAKFAST. SHE IS WATCHING ME, AS I SEE HER IN THE MIRROR IN FRONT OF ME. UH OH JUST GOT CAUGHT, SHE READ THIS HERE..SO, NOW I GOTTA GET OFF AND FIND A LARGE CUP FOR MY SON, AS HE SAW WE BOTH HAVE BIG CUPS AND HE IS JEALOUS OF US...SO SEE YA

WOULD U BELIEVE???

NOW HEAR THIS, THAT IS A PHOTO OF MY LITTLE BROTHER. YEAH, I KNOW, HE IS AWFULLY YOUNG TO BE MY BRO. HERE IS IT'S STORY...THIS PHOTO AND A BUNCH MORE WERE TAKEN AT A PLACE CALLED BIDE-A-WEE. WHEN WE WERE KIDS MY FATHER LOVED TO EXPLORE.HE FOUND THIS PLACE THAT WAS A HUMANE SOCIETY KIND OF PLACE. THERE WAS ALSO A PET CEMETERY THERE ALSO. AS A MATTER OF FACT PRESIDENT ROOSEVELTS DOG WAS LAID OUT THERE. WELL, A PHOTOGRAPHER TOOK HIS PICTURE WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANIMALS. IT WAS GOING TO BE ON THE COVER OF LIFE MAGAZINE.HE NEVER MADE IT. THE DATE HE WAS TO BE ON IT WAS DECEMBER 7, 1941..NOW U KNOW THE WHOLE STORY..SEE YA.

ITS GOOD TO BE BACK HERE

I KNOW I HAVE BEEN TARDY FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. FIRST I HAD A SMALL PROCEDURE. I STILL DO NOT KNOW IF IT IS O.K.
THEN MY FRIEND FROM N.Y. WAS MY GUEST FOR 10 DAYS. THOSE WERE NOT SO GOOD. I DID NOT REALIZE THAT IT WOULD TAKE SO MUCH OUT OF ME..WE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR 45 YEARS. OUR DAUGHTERS ARE STILL FRIENDS ALSO. IT WAS A VERY BUSY TIME. HERE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS:
I PICKED HER UP AT THE AIRPORT ON TUESDAY THE 28TH. FOR DINNER WE WENT TO CHILI'S.
W- WENT TO KOHL'S (NEW IN FLORIDA), AND ATE AT THE BEST CHINESE RESTURANT IN THE WORLD. P.F. CHANGS. (SHE PAID)
THURS.I WENT TO THE GYM, LEFT HER AT THE POOL. ATE AT A LOCAL DINER.
FRI. WE WENT ON AN EVERGLADES BOAT RIDE. ATE AT THE CRACKER BARREL.
SAT.TO THE POOL. ATE AT APPLEBEES.
SUNDAY. I STAYED IN. SHE WAS AT THE POOL. IN THE EVENING TWO OF HER FRIENDS CAME OVER AND WE WENT TO LA BAMBA, AT SPANISH RESTURANT, THEN WE WENT TO A PENNY ARCADE. ITS REALLY NOT THAT, ITS A GAMBLING JOINT. THEY ARE ALL OVER SO.FLORIDA. THEY SERVE LUNCH, DINNER. HOT AND COLD DRINKS, CAKES..NOT MY SPEED!
MONDAY-POOL FOR HER, I WENT LATER. THEN TO A CHINESE BUFFET, THEN TO THE ARCADE AGAIN.WE HAD TO PLAY TO LOWER OUR MONEY ON THE CARDS. (OR THEY GET IT)
TUES-TO THE HARD ROCK CASINO, I CAME OUT EVEN. GOOD BUFFET THERE ALSO.
WED. WENT ON OUR BUS TO THE SAWGRASS MALL. ATE AT BURGER KING..LOL
THURS-GYM FOR ME, POOL FOR HER, ATE AT A LOCAL DELI.
SO, AFTER WRITING THIS, I SEE ALL WE REALLY DID WAS EAT.
SHE WAS NOT A HAPPY CAMPER BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO GO OUT AT NIGHT..I DONT DRIVE AT NIGHT ANYMORE SO SHE HAD TO WATCH TV..TOO BAD. SO THAT WAS WHY I WAS NOT HERE WRITING MY WORDS, READING URS...SEE YA