WHOOPS, CHECK OUT THE BLOG BEFORE THIS ONE.

I HAD TO CHANGE THE FORMAT CAUSE WHEN U WRITE IN COLOR, AND RETURN IT GOES TO BLACK..SO I CHANGED SO U CAN SEE IT BETTER..LOOKS PRETTY GOOD I THINK....

GET READY, HERE I GO AGAIN

AS YOU CAN SEE, MY BLOG HAS RETURNED TO THE ORIGINAL ONE I SELECTED..AFTER YESTERDAY WHEN I TRIED TO GET YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS THING-A-DO, I ENDED UP WITH A NEW FORMAT, (I DID NOT PICK IT) AND I DID ENTER A WHOLE NEW STORY. I DONT REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE AS I WAS REALLY PISSED. SORRY. BUT I WAS.
SO TODAY I TRANSFERED ALL YOUR E-MAIL HERE. AND NOW, AS I AM GOING TO WRITE SOME MORE BAD STUFF, I FIND YOUR COMMENTS HERE. NOW TO TELL THE TRUTH, I DONT KNOW IF THEY GOT THERE WITH MY HELP OR NOT..SO I AM GOING TO DO THIS ==I WILL JUST WRITE NOW ABOUT SOUTH FLORIDA, IN RED CAUSE IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE HOT. YESTERDAY MORNING AND TODAY IT WAS IN THE 30's. NOT FUNNY, I HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE HEAT FOR SEVERAL EVENINGS NOW..IF ANYBODY SEES AL GORE, KINDLY GIVE HIM A MESSAGE FROM ME...ROFLMAO...I HEARD A RADIO TALKSHOW GUY TELL THE STORY THAT THE N.Y. TIMES HAD A HEADLINE SAYING THAT OUR COUNTRY IS IN THE GRIPS OF NORTHERN FROST..AND UNDERNEATH THAT THEY HAD A COMMENT THAT THE ARCTIC HAS MELTING SNOW..SO WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?. ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN THE HOUSE FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS CAUSE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH WARM CLOTHES TO GO OUT IN..I ONLY HAVE BEEN OUT IF I HAD TO BE OUT..LIKE GETTING FOOD..AND GETTING FOOD..I LOVE FOOD..SO I AM RANTING ALONG HERE..PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENTS. I WILL CHECK IT OUT TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY.. SEE YA
P.S. I DID GO AND CHECK ALL THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE ABLE TO RECIEVE THE COMMENTS........LIKE I ALWAYS HAD.....

THEY DONT CALL ME A WITCH FOR NOTHING...

YEP, THATS ME..THE WITCH..I KNOW I AM..I SEE PEOPLE TALKING IN LITTLE GROUPS AND POINTING AT ME..IF THEY THINK I'M A WITCH. GREAT..BUT I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.."DAMN GOOD LOOKING OLD BROAD, SHE IS". THATS GOTTA BE IT..LOL.
O.K. BACK TO THE CHAIR, (THATS THE COLOR OF IT), ANYHOW, WITCHY, IT HAS NOT SQUEEKED FOR 2 NIGHTS NOW..SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT..U JUST DONT STOP CAUSE I TALKED ABOUT IT..I SAT ON IT FOR A GOOD PART OF THE DAY, WATCHING MR. OBAMA BECOMING OUR PRESIDENT.. I HAVE A FEW REMARKS ON THIS SUKBJECT: WHAT KIND OF HEALTH INSURANCE DOES MR CHENY HAVE? I BOO-BOO BACK AND HE HAS A WHEEL CHAIR/PUSHER/AIDE. THATS NOT ON MY PLAN! #2. ON A CLOSE UP OF HILLARY, SHE NEEDED A NEW DYE JOB..SHE HAD A LOT OF GRAY NEAR HER EARS...#3WHO WAS THAT MAN WITH THAT UGLY RED HAT???? (ON THE LEFT SIDE, NEAR THE ENTRANCE DOORS) #4 LAURA BUSH LOOKED WONDERFUL. GRAY COAT, GRAY OUTFIT, JUST A CLASSY LADY #5 HOW MUCH DID THAT GIRL GET PAID FOR READING THAT MOST BORING POEM? #6 OH, THAT HEAD PIECE/HAT ON MAHALIA. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE SANG CAUSE I COULD NOT GET MY EYES OFF OF IT. A MESS.....# 7, THE WONDERFUL PARADE, THE KIDS FROM OUR LOCAL SCHOOL, DRESSED IN BLUE AND LOOKIN SHARP. COST $165,000 DOLLARS TO GET THEM THERE, JUST TO MARCH..J.P.TRAVELLA HIGH SCHOOL. I PAID PART OF THAT TRIP. THEY HAD A BOOTH IN A MALL WHERE THEY WRAPPED GIFTS..I HAD A GIFT WRAPPED...
AND NOW A PERSONAL NOTE: IT IS A PAIN IN THE REAR THAT WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT ON MY E-MAIL PAGE I HAVE TO TRANSFER THEM TO THE BLOG..I DONT KNOW WHY. STUPID AOL HAD TO GO AND THROW US OUT...LOL. SO THANKS TO COWGIRL, SUSAN AND DRAGON LADY..I DO GET UR COMMENTS... MY UTMOST THANKS, I SEEMED TO HAVE LOST LOTS OF READERS SINCE THE BIG CHANGE. SO I DO APPRECIATE YOUR VISITS..AND AGAIN I SAY SEE YA

THE CHAIR

FIRSTLY LET ME SAY, I HAVE FOUND ALL COMMENTS THAT ARE NOT POSTED ON MY BLOG..THEY SEEM TO GO SOMEWHERE IN SPACE. BUT AS ONE OF U HAVE SAID. WE CAN FOOL THEM AND FIND THEM.
THANK U FOR STANDING BY ME..
O.K. THE CHAIR:
I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIGHT PEACH RECLINER IN MY BEDROOM. IT IS ABOUT 7-8 YEARS OLD. I KEEP HER (?) SHINING AND CLEAN. PUMPKIN LOVES SITTING BETWEEN MY LEGS AND NAPPING. FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS OR SO IT HAS BEEN SQUEEKING. NOT A LITTLE LOVING NOISE, BUT A HARSH NASTY SOUND. NOW I WILL TELL U A SECRET, THE SAME ONE I TOLD TO LAZY-BOY. IT ONLY DOES IT AT NIGHT. (DO U KNOW HOW I FELT TELLING THAT TO A KID WHO LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A CRAZY OLD BROAD). WELL, ITS TRUE, IF I SIT ON IT DURING THE DAY, LIKE ON WEEKENDS WHEN I TEND TO STAY HOME AND DO STUFF AND THEN READ AND REST. WELL, I HAVE PUSHED IT OVER, NO EASY TASK, AND SPRAYED WD 40. SEVERAL TIMES..THEN I DISCOVERED THAT THE BACK LIFTS OFF MAKING THE TURN OVER REALLY EASY. SO I DID THAT SEVERAL TIMES, CHANGING THE SPRAY TO A SILICONE ONE..AND THEN AGAIN USING BOTH OF THEM..I AM REALLY GOING NUTS..WHEN MY SON AND D.I.L. WERE HERE IN DECEMBER, MY SON THE MECHANIC DID HIS JOB ON IT. (LIKE IT WAS A ROLLS ROYCE). HE DID IT IN THE EVENING, AND IT SOUNDED GREAT..THEN THEY WENT HOME. BACK TO NORMAL..LAST WEEK MY BROTHER CAME TO DO A FEW THINGS FOR ME. O.K. BERT, I WILL FIX IT FOR U...LOL..HE TOOK IT APART, TURNED THE BABY OVER AND SAID, LOOK, SEE HERE. IT RUBS. OK. I SAY. THE NEXT DAY I PUT A PIECE OF OLD CLOTH THERE. YOU CANT SEE IT. GOOD...LIKE HELL, THAT BABY IS SQUEELING AGAIN..I CANT STAND IT. I DONT WANT TO GET A NEW ONE.. SO THATS IT, TOMORROW I CALLED IN SICK TO MY AEROBICS TEACHER. TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE INAGURATION OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT..LOL..HOPE THIS GUY DOES US GOOD. KINDA SCARY AIN'T IT?????? SEE YA

THIS IS NUTS..NOT PEANUTS!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS..IF U NOTICE, THEY DO NOT GET POSTED ON MY BLOG..THEY GO DIRECTLY TO MY HOTMAIL..I DONT GET IT..I TRIED SO HARD TO DO THIS STUFF THE RIGHT WAY AND BINGO....IT GETS SCREWED UP..ANYHOW, I SORT OF GOT THEM BEAT. DONT TELL, BUT AFTER I WORKED OUT THE BLOG THING, I PUT THE CREATE A BLOG INTO MY FAVORITES, AND THE FINISHED BLOG INTO ANOTHER FAVORITE.. SO I CAN GET IN HERE OK. I EVEN HAVE ICONS ON MY OPENING PAGE..PLEASE, DONT TELL...TRY IT, BUT DONT MENTION MY NAME...LOL...ROFLMAO......SEE YA

BERTS WORDS=IS IT OR AIN'T IT????

VERY INTERESTING: I CANNOT SIGN ON TO MY BLOG. IF I WANT TO GO AND POST SOMETHING..HEY NO TROUBLE. THEY SAY I HAVE NO NAME AS I POST, OR DO I HAVE AN PROPER PASSWORD..SO TELL ME, HOW THE HECK DO I GET IN HERE AND NOT ON THE ORIGINAL POST..HEY MR. GOOGLE ARE U READING THIS..THEY HAD ME JUST JOINING UP AS A NEW POSTER/BLOGGER...THIS IS NOT WHAT I CAME TO THE COMPUTER TO DO, SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME..MAYBE THE NEXT TIME I WILL DO A PROPER POST/BLOG..BITCH......LOL SEE YA MAYBE

TWAS A NICE NIGHT

THEY ALL CAME..NOT THAT I THOUGHT THEY WOULD NOT. I GAVE EVERBODY A CHORE..SO THEY HAD TO SHOW UP..LOL
WE WERE 7 WOMEN AND 3 MEN.. THE POPULATION HERE IN SUNRISE IS ABOUT 90% WOMEN. WHAT A LAUGH. THE MEN ALL THINK THEY ARE WANTED..ANOTHER LAUGH. BUT I DIGRESS.
ONE PERSON MADE THE TUNA SALAD..VERY NICE, I GAVE HER THE TOMATO'S TO DECORTATE. LOOKED GOOD. TASTED, WELL NOT TO MY TASTE. ANOTHER MADE EGG SALAD. WELL IT WAS MADE WITH EGGS!!NOT BAD. ITS KINDA HARD TO SCREW UP EGG SALAD. ANOTHER BROUGHT THE 2 BOTTLES OF 7 UP (ONE DIET, ONE REGULAR), NOBODY DRANK IT..(PEOPLE REALLY GO FOR THE COLA STUFF), ANOTHER BROUGHT WONDERFUL COOKIES, (BAKERY BOUGHT) AND A GOOD RYE BREAD. ANOTHER, STORE BOUGHT ROLLS. (O.K.) ONE OF THE MEN, HAS NO WIFE. SMART GUY, CAME WITH 2 LBS OF POTATO SALAD AND 2 LBS OF COLE SLAW..(1 OF EACH WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH) BUT HE IS SINGLE AND DOES THE RIGHT STUFF..I SUPPLIED THE WINE. OK, FOR NON DRINKERS, (DIABETES, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, DIET, PILLS) THEY WINE WAS THE FIRST TO GO...YUMMY. I HAVE ABOUT A HALF OF GLASS LEFT OVER. I WILL FINISH IT TONIGHT..THE FOOD WAS NOT REALLY THE HIGHTLIGHT OF THE EVENING..WE JUST TALKED, HAD SOME FUN, AND DID NOT TALK ABOUT ANYBODY IN THE BUILDING..NOW, THATS A FIRST. I ALMOST THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE CRASHED, BUT ALAS THEY DID NOT BOTHER..SO WE HAD COFFEE, SOME FRUIT THAT WAS BROUGHT AND LOTS OF GREAT COOKIES..THING IS, WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME AND SOMEBODY SAID WE SHOULD DO THIS ONCE A MONTH..YIKES..ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE CLEANING UP WAS NOT TOO BAD. MY CLEANING PEOPLE COME ON WEDNESDAY, SO I DID NOT HAVE TO DO THE FLOORS, ETC..JUST PUT AWAY SOME DISHES..NOT MANY AS WE USED PLASTIC FOR EVERYTHING..EXCEPT COFFEE MUGS. I WAS AFRAID TO GIVE THEM FOAM CUPS. TOO DANGEROUS FOR SENIORS..ONE OF THEM STARTED TO WASH THE FEW PLATES AND CUPS AND SERVING ITEMS..I WAS GOING TO PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER. OH WELL, I HAD TO DO SOME BY HAND THIS MORNING!
THEY WERE GONE BY 8:30... THE BAD NEWS OF THE WEEK-END WAS THAT THE DOLPHINS LOST THEIR SHOT AT THE PLAYOFFS. I AM A BIG FOOTBALL FAN...SO THATS THAT...SEE YA

WHAT TO DO AT 1:25AM

when i can't sleep i seem to find myself sitting here at my computer. now, i just have to remember what i have to report on the last couple of days..
i finally got my son to purchase a web cam for his puter. my comes already installed. well, what a great thing that is. my grandkids were talking like not stupid, not doing there usual dopey stuff. they are 9 and 6. they just got a dog. so they brought the dog to the picture and i was calling him, rudy, rudy here girl. the dopey dog could not find me..lol..i picked up pumpkin to look at the dog..she was not impressed with this great technology. but i gotta tell u, it was a blast...here we are in 2009. thats another thing that blows me away. In my wildest dreams i never even thought of seeing a new century, let alone 2009. it seemed so long in the future. but here i am going strong in this new fangled world. If anybody out there has a webcam and you want to play with me, let me know..(i have to comb my hair, put on lipstick and not wear my creepy clothes..lol.
tomorrow evening i have invited my 3rd floor neighbors to have a get together..we are all bringing something different to eat. just the basic stuff like egg salad, tuna salad, veggies, snacks, noodle pudding and wine, soda, etc. coffee, cake, and somebody told me she is making franks in blankets..i live in a condo with 4 floors, 9 units on a floor. nobody really told about this thing except one person and it started to back fire on me..hey, have a party on your floor. the thing is i will not and cannot have everybody in my apt. so i called this "the 3rd floor recession party". let them eat there hearts out..and nobody better crash..i will have to post pumpkin at the door to scare them away..ROFLMAO. i am sure it will be great. i hope to be able to report to you if i am not beat up...
stay tuned for the photos and the update. oh, if you happen to be in the neighborhood, do drop in.. see ya