OH, THAT PUMPKIN

STHAT LITTLE OLD PUMPKIN OF MINE IS GROWING UP. ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE DEMANDS TO BE LET OUT OF THE APARTMENT WHEN IT IS DARK OUTSIDE. I DO LET HER OUT IN THE MORNING BECAUSE THE SUN IS THERE AND SHE LIKES TO BASK IN IT..THE OTHER DAY I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE FOR THE GYM AND LO AND BEHOLD, SHE WAS GONE..SHE HAS TAKEN HER LITTLE STROLLS AND IF I CALL HER, SHE COMES BACK. I KNOW WHERE SHE IS BECAUSE THE BELL AROUND HER NECK TINKLES..SO I MARCH UP AND BACK ON THE CAT WALK, AND NO PUMPKIN. MY DAMN FEET ARE KILLING ME BECAUSE THE PILLS HAVE NOT KICKED IN YET. I TAKE THE ELEVATOR DOWN ONE FLIGHT AS SHE ENDS UP IN THE DOOR BELOW MY PLACE. SHE IS LOST. WELL, NOT THERE. I AM CALLING HER ALL THE TIME, BUT NOT VERY LOUD AS IT IS 9:15 AM..I GOTTA GET GOING. SO I GO INTO THE HOUSE FOR THE THIRD TIME TO CHECK HER HIDDING PLACES. AND THERE SHE IS, SITTING INSIDE THE DOOR LOOKING ALL INNOCENT..I LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, SHE PROBABLY WENT IN, AND THE DOOR SHUT FROM THE BREEZE, BUT THESE NIGHT TIME CRIES ARE DRIVING ME NUTS. WHY DOES SHE NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO? OH WELL, CATS RULE....EVERYBODY HAVE A VERY JOYFULL CHRISTMAS. OH, BY THE WAY, I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO LOVES FRUIT CAKE. EVEN HARD. LOL...SO SEND IT TO ME. I WILL GIVE MY ADDRESS TO EVERYBODY WHO IS GAME...ROFLMAO....SEE YA

THE NEXT DAY

THESE ARE SOME PHOTOS OF MY AEROBICS CLASS. THE CUTE GIRL IN THE BLACK OUTFIT IS OUR INSTRUCTOR. SHE IS STANDING WITH HER MOM AND DAD WHO ARE ALSO IN THE CLASS. DAD IS 89, MOM 87. MY TEACHER IS AUDREY, SHE HAS A TWIN. MOM AND DAD ALSO HAVE ANOTHER SET OF TWINS, BOYS. THEY ALSO HAVE ANOTHER BOY AND ANOTHER GIRL. 6 KIDS IN ALL. DADDY IS A LOVER. HE IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A GIRL (LIKE ME) TO GIVE HIM A KISS. HE IS A LOVER! THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE THEY HAD THE STRENGTH TO HAVE SUCH A BROOD..AUDREY IS NOT QUITE 5 FEET. SO LOOK AT MOM AND DAD....THE OTHER PICTURE IS OF A SMALL GROUP WAITING FOR ME TO FINISH SNAPPING THE PICS, AS I HAVE COLLECTED MONEY SINCE EARLY NOVEMBER TO GIVE AUDREY AS A HOLIDAY GIFT. THIS IS MY 3RD YEAR COLLECTING. AUDREY ALSO HAS A YOGA CLASS. I GO TO IT AFTER DOING AEROBICS ONCE A WEEK. I AM LEARNING HOW TO BREATH..GEEZ, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I KNEW HOW.LOL....ALL KIDDING ASIDE, IT IS REALLY VERY HELPFUL.WE DO DIFFERENT POSES LIKE WARRIOR POSE, TREE POSE AND A WHOLE LOT MORE. WE HAVE DIM LIGHTS. I WANT TO TAKE A NAP. SO THATS IT FOR TODAY, SO SEE YA

JUST A FEW WORDS FROM BERT

IT IS NOW 2:31AM. I JUST CANT GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT. I DID NOT EVEN NAP TODAY.LOL.
SO ITS OFF TO BED WITH ME IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. FIRST I HAD TO PLAY A LITTLE BINGO LUAU. THEN A FEW ROUNDS OF SAFARI JONG..SO GOOD NIGHT ALL, OR SHOULD I SAY MORNING HONEY...LOL SEE YA

UP TO NO GOOD

YEP, I AM UP TO NO GOOD. STORY OF MY LIFE. I MADE UP MY MIND TO GET RID OF AOL AS THEY GOT RID OF ME..SO I TRIED MY OLD NAME ON GMAIL. IT WAS A TOTAL SCREW UP. SO I TRIED A NEW NAME THERE. AGAIN, SCREWED ME UP. THEY DID NOT WANT TO RECOGNIZE ME. SO I WENT WITH A NEW NAME ON A NEW SITE. HOTMAIL...I TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO FIND IT..I SWEAR I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, BUT THEY SURE ARE MAKING ME FEEL STUPID. SO THATS THE STORY. I AM READING A NEW BOOK. LOL IT IS CALLED VISTA FOR DUMMIES. HEY, THEY KNOW ME..LOL. DO ANY OF U HAVE THE VISTA PROGRAM? HOW ARE U DOING ON IT. DOES IT TAKE A LONG TIME TO REALLY GET INTO IT? JUST MAYBE, I AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR NEW THINGS. I USED TO MAKE FUN OF MY MOTHER WHEN SHE DID'NT UNDERSTAND THINGS LIKE CELL PHONES, ETC.. I TAKE IT BACK MOM..AND MY KIDS, MOSTLY MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER (WHO WILL MAKE A COMMENT ON THIS PAGE) WHO WANT TO SMACK ME DOWN CAUSE I JUST DO CRAZY STUFF..HEY KID, THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR....SEE YA

MARIE ANTONETTE AWARD

THANK YOU JANIE FOR THE MARIE ANTOINETTE AWARD..I DID NOT KNOW I WAS WORTHY. MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON MY BLOG..THAT IS NOT A NEW THING. I DEPEND ON JANIE AND A FEW OTHERS FOR THE HELP.LOL. IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO POST THE PICTURES WHEN AOL WAS SCREWING AROUND WITH ME..NOW I ALMOST A PRO..SO, IF U CAN ASSIST ME IN THIS QUEST IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
AFTER I RECIEVE THE GIFT, I WILL ALSO SEND 7 PEOPLE THE AWARD ALSO, AND I AM CERTAIN THAT MOST OF YOU ALREADY HAVE IT....SEE YA

TODAY, DECEMBER 1, 2008

TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I AM NOW YEARS OLD...LOL
TODAY I DID SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE.
I WENT TO A RESTURANT BY MY SELF. I HAVE BEEN A WIDOW FOR 5 YEARS, AND BEFORE THAT MARRIED FOR 48. I ALWAYS WENT WITH MY HUSBAND ALONE OR WITH FRIENDS. NOW I FIND THAT BEING SINGLE EXCLUDES ME FROM GOING OUT WITH MARRIED PEOPLE..THE MAIN EXCUSE FROM ONE OF THE GIRLS I KNOW IS THAT SHE WANTS TO OUT WITH PARTNERS CAUSE IT GIVES HER HUSBAND SOMEBODY TO TALK TOO. WHATS WITH THAT CRAP..I KNOW HOW TO TALK...
SO FIRST I WENT TO THE BANK TO DEPOSIT MY HUGE CHECK FROM BROWARD COUNTY FOR WORKING THE POLL. NOT WORTH THE MONEY, I WAS SO SICK AFTER THAT {READ BLOG ON POLLS-11/08}, THEN I WENT TO TARGET TO BUY A DUST BUSTER. MY OLD ONE ONLY GROANS, DOES NOT PICK UP ANYTHING..MAINLY PUMPKINS LITTER ALL OF THE BATHROOM. THEN HOME TO PUT THE STUFF AWAY. THEN TO P.F. CHANGS. THE FINEST CHINESE CUISINE ANYWHERE..I HAD A 10% COUPON, CAUSE THEY LIKE ME, AND A COUPON FOR A FREE APPETIZER THAT AN OWNER GAVE ME ON ONE OF MY VISITS. (SHE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND, SEEING IF EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY) AND LAST WEEK I RECIEVED AN E-MAIL FOR A FREE DESSERT. WHOPEEE...IF U HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS PLACE YOU ARE MISSING SOME GOOD STUFF..THE DESSERT WAS FOR A SMALL SHOT GLASS OF GOOD STUFF. (LIKE APPLEBEE'S HAS ALSO) EXCEPT HERE IT WAS 2.50..LOL. I HAD HOT AND SOUR SOUP, PEPPER STEAK/BROWN RICE. I TOOK HALF OF THAT HOME. I ALSO ORDERED LETTUCE WRAP/VEG. TO TAKE HOME AND A DISH OF NOODLES WITH HOT STUFF AND COOL STUFF IN IT CALLED DAN-DAN NOODLES..THE GREATEST....SO NOW THAT UR MOUTHS ARE WATERING..I AM GETTING OUT OF HERE SEE YA

WEDNESDAY AT THE MALL

AS USUAL WE GO ON THE BUS TO THE MALLS ON WEDNESDAY. ITS BETTER THAN PAYING FOR OUR OWN GAS, AND EASIER TO GET PARKING. THIS PAST WEDNESDAY AS I SAT ON A BENCH AT THE BROWARD MALL A MAN PASSED WITH ABOUT TEN BOXES OF FLOWERS STICKING OUT. THEY WERE BROMELIADS. THE MALL IS COVERED WITH THEM. SO I WHINED AND SAID I WANT ONE. HE STOPPED AND SAID "WHAT" I SAID I WANT THAT. SO HE DUG INTO A BOX AND PULLED OUT TWO LOVELY PLANTS. I SAID THANK YOU, AND OFF HE WENT..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT I ASKED MY FRIEND. I NEEDED BAGS TO PUT THEM IN, SO I WENT INTO JCPENNEY AND ASKED THE GIRL FOR A BAG. NO WAY SHE SAID. WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OUT BAGS..OK..SO OUT I WENT AND SAW A COUPLE OF GUYS PUTTING POINSETTA'S INTO THE POTTED PALMS. AH-THEY WERE REPLACING THE PLANTS FOR THE CHRISTMAS LOOK. THEY GAVE ME TWO PLASTIC COVERS FOR THEM. SO HERE IS A PICTURE..AINT THEY BEAUTIFUL..IF I HAD TO BUY THEM AT THIS SIZE THEY MOST LIKELY WOULD SELL FOR A GOOD 15 BUCKS. NOW, WASN'T THAT A NICE THING. I AM SURE THEY ARE GOING TO DUMP THE REST AS THEY WERE NOT CAREFUL PUTTING THEM INTO THE BOXES. GOING TO THE MALL LATELY IS JUST A WAY FOR ME TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. I DONT NEED ANYTHING. MY FRIENDS ARE SHOPAHOLICS..BUY, BUY, BUY. THEY HAVE STUFF WITH TAGS ON THEM IN THEIR CLOSETS...SO THATS IT FOR NOW..SEE YA