SO MUCH, SO MUCH

SO MUCH HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO MY WORLD THAT I JUST DONT KNOW WHERE TO START. I CANNOT TELL ALL. THE FEW THINGS ARE STUPID THINGS THAT HAVE OCCURED IN MY SMALL WORLD OF CONDO LIVING..EACH BUILDING HAS A CAPTAIN. LOL. I WAS CAPTAIN ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO. AT THAT TIME WE SERVED FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS AND THEN SOMEBODY ELSE TOOK OVER..NOW-A-DAYS WE HAVE A CAPT. WHO HAS BEEN AT THE HELM FOR A GOOD 5 YEARS, MOSTLY CAUSE NOBODY WANTS THE STUPID JOB. IF WE DONT LIKE WHAT SHE HAS DONE, OR HAS DONE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT ALLOWED SHE GETS ALL PISSY AND SAYS, "YOU BE THE CAPT", AND SHE KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT NOBODY WANTS IT. BUT WE STILL HAVE MOUTHS. AND I USE MY WELL..LOL. ANYHOW, SHE SHOULD HAVE A BUILDING MTG EVERY 2 MONTHS AT LEAST. WE SHOULD HAVE IT IN OUR CLUBHOUSE..SHE HAS A MTG WHEN SHE WANTS IN HER APT. I STOPPED GOING CAUSE I AM A RENAGADE. THE LAST THING SHE DID TO GET OUR GOATS WAS TO HANG ART WORK IN THE HALL WAYS AND IN THE ELEVATOR..THIS IS CALLED COMMON PROPERTY, AND IS NOT ALLOWED. THE NEW BOARD OF THE CONDO FOUND OUT ABOUT IT AND DEMANDED HER TO REMOVE THEM..ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. AND GUESS WHO WAS THE LEADER OF THE PACK!!! WELL, I AM BLAMNED FOR EVERY THING ANYHOW..SO I JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH..SHE HAS SUCH A BIG AND LOUD MOUTH THAT ALL THESE SENIORS ARE AFRAID OF HER.BUT NOT ME..SO I GET THE BRUNT OF ANGER THROWN AT ME..IF U KNOW ME, U WOULD KNOW THAT I DONT GIVE A RAP. I HAVE GONE THROUGH ENOUGH IN MY LIFE TO NOT WORRY ABOUT THESE LITTLE STUPID THINGS..SO THATS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE..SOME PEOPLE STILL TALK TO ME. LOL. LIKE I SAID THEY HAVE MORE TO LOOSE BY BEING MAD AT ME THAN I HAVE TO LOOSE BEING ME...AND I WILL STILL BE ME!!! SEE YA

JUST BECAUSE

JUST BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME TO, I DID IT..MY DAUGHTER IN LAW #1 TOLD ME THAT ON MY PROFILE I DID NOT MENTION THE FACT THAT I HAVE 2 D.I.L.'S..HER NAME IS CAROL. SHE TOLD ME NOT TO DO WHAT I JUST DID..SO I DID IT..SORRY CAROL...LOL
MY OTHER DIL IS HEATHER. THE BOYS ARE NOAH, JEREMY. THE SONS ARE RANDY, ANDREW, DAUGHTER JAN. SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY..OH ANDREW AND THE REST HAVE A LABADOODLE DOG. HIS NAME IS RUDY..BIG DEAL. SO THATS IT...I DID MY GOOD DEED .RIGHT CAROL ? SO AS I SAY, SEE YA

I'M SORRY, SO SORRY

YEAH, I AM SORRY. I HAVE BEEN VERY LACKADAISICAL, AND ONE OF YOU (YOU KNOW WHO) GOT ON MY BACKSIDE AND HERE I AM..THANKS TO YOU.
THING IS, I AM FREEZING TO DEATH. I LEFT NEW YORK TWENTY YEARS AGO FOR SEVERAL REASONS. MY HUSBAND WAS RETIRED, I WAS STILL WORKING, AND I COULD NOT STAND THE COLD, SNOW, ICE AND BLACK ICE ANYMORE. SO HERE I AM IN TOASTY WARM SOUTH FLORIDA..THAT ROTTEN AL GORE PROMISED ME GLOBAL WARMING. DARN IT. I GOT GLOBAL FREEZING. FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS IT HAS BEEN KINDA CHILLY. BUT YESTERDAY, LAST NIGHT AND TODAY..WELL, 34* IS WHAT I AM LIVING WITH!! I HAVE SPENT MORE MONEY ON HEATING THIS WINTER THAN I DO WITH A/C IN THE SUMMER..ROFLMAO..FROZEN A....
LAST WEEK WE HAD A CONDO MEETING TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LAST (HOPEFULLY) ASSESSMENT..WE, IN THIS BUILDING ARE UP FOR $52.00 PER MONTH FOR THE NEXT 7 YEARS..OMG....WE ARE PAYING MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT IT WOULD GO TO. WE PAY FOR A GOLF COURSE ALSO. THING IS, WE HAVE LOTS OF EMPTY APARTMENTS, AND THE NEW PEOPLE WHO ARE MOVING HERE DONT PLAY GOLF..SORT OF CRICKET PEOPLE. GET IT???. HEY, I PUT IN A NEW THING..CALLED SKYPE..I CAN SEE YOU, AND U CAN SEE ME..SO FAR I ONLY HAVE MY SONS FAMILY TO SEE. ITS GOOD. MY OLDER GRANDIE IS 9, AND PLAYS THE VIOLA WITHOUT LOOKING DOWN..(TWINKLE, TWINKLE IS HIS ONLY TUNE TO DATE) TODAY WHEN I WENT TO AEROBICS I WAS WEARING A BRA, A TEE SHIRT, A LONG SLEEVED SWEATSHIRT, AND ANOTHER SWEATSHIRT. I HAD SOME TIME TRYING TO ZIPPER THE SHIRT UP..YIKES. EVERYBODY CAME LIKE SNOW BUNNIES..AND THE A/C WAS ON. (THESE GUYS AND GIRLS (SKINNY BITCHES) WORK OUT TO THE MAX. THEY NEED THE AIR..OH WELL, I GOTTA GO AND SIT BY MY FIREPLACE... SO,,,,,OH- HOLY SMOKES..I DONT HAVE A FIREPLACE..I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO MAKE A FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM..SO, TAKE CARE U PEOPLE WHO ARE CAUGHT UP IN THIS TERRIBLE COLD,SNOWY WINTER.......SEE YA

WHOOPS, CHECK OUT THE BLOG BEFORE THIS ONE.

I HAD TO CHANGE THE FORMAT CAUSE WHEN U WRITE IN COLOR, AND RETURN IT GOES TO BLACK..SO I CHANGED SO U CAN SEE IT BETTER..LOOKS PRETTY GOOD I THINK....

GET READY, HERE I GO AGAIN

AS YOU CAN SEE, MY BLOG HAS RETURNED TO THE ORIGINAL ONE I SELECTED..AFTER YESTERDAY WHEN I TRIED TO GET YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS THING-A-DO, I ENDED UP WITH A NEW FORMAT, (I DID NOT PICK IT) AND I DID ENTER A WHOLE NEW STORY. I DONT REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE AS I WAS REALLY PISSED. SORRY. BUT I WAS.
SO TODAY I TRANSFERED ALL YOUR E-MAIL HERE. AND NOW, AS I AM GOING TO WRITE SOME MORE BAD STUFF, I FIND YOUR COMMENTS HERE. NOW TO TELL THE TRUTH, I DONT KNOW IF THEY GOT THERE WITH MY HELP OR NOT..SO I AM GOING TO DO THIS ==I WILL JUST WRITE NOW ABOUT SOUTH FLORIDA, IN RED CAUSE IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE HOT. YESTERDAY MORNING AND TODAY IT WAS IN THE 30's. NOT FUNNY, I HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE HEAT FOR SEVERAL EVENINGS NOW..IF ANYBODY SEES AL GORE, KINDLY GIVE HIM A MESSAGE FROM ME...ROFLMAO...I HEARD A RADIO TALKSHOW GUY TELL THE STORY THAT THE N.Y. TIMES HAD A HEADLINE SAYING THAT OUR COUNTRY IS IN THE GRIPS OF NORTHERN FROST..AND UNDERNEATH THAT THEY HAD A COMMENT THAT THE ARCTIC HAS MELTING SNOW..SO WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?. ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN THE HOUSE FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS CAUSE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH WARM CLOTHES TO GO OUT IN..I ONLY HAVE BEEN OUT IF I HAD TO BE OUT..LIKE GETTING FOOD..AND GETTING FOOD..I LOVE FOOD..SO I AM RANTING ALONG HERE..PLEASE LEAVE SOME COMMENTS. I WILL CHECK IT OUT TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY.. SEE YA
P.S. I DID GO AND CHECK ALL THE RIGHT STUFF TO BE ABLE TO RECIEVE THE COMMENTS........LIKE I ALWAYS HAD.....

THEY DONT CALL ME A WITCH FOR NOTHING...

YEP, THATS ME..THE WITCH..I KNOW I AM..I SEE PEOPLE TALKING IN LITTLE GROUPS AND POINTING AT ME..IF THEY THINK I'M A WITCH. GREAT..BUT I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.."DAMN GOOD LOOKING OLD BROAD, SHE IS". THATS GOTTA BE IT..LOL.
O.K. BACK TO THE CHAIR, (THATS THE COLOR OF IT), ANYHOW, WITCHY, IT HAS NOT SQUEEKED FOR 2 NIGHTS NOW..SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT..U JUST DONT STOP CAUSE I TALKED ABOUT IT..I SAT ON IT FOR A GOOD PART OF THE DAY, WATCHING MR. OBAMA BECOMING OUR PRESIDENT.. I HAVE A FEW REMARKS ON THIS SUKBJECT: WHAT KIND OF HEALTH INSURANCE DOES MR CHENY HAVE? I BOO-BOO BACK AND HE HAS A WHEEL CHAIR/PUSHER/AIDE. THATS NOT ON MY PLAN! #2. ON A CLOSE UP OF HILLARY, SHE NEEDED A NEW DYE JOB..SHE HAD A LOT OF GRAY NEAR HER EARS...#3WHO WAS THAT MAN WITH THAT UGLY RED HAT???? (ON THE LEFT SIDE, NEAR THE ENTRANCE DOORS) #4 LAURA BUSH LOOKED WONDERFUL. GRAY COAT, GRAY OUTFIT, JUST A CLASSY LADY #5 HOW MUCH DID THAT GIRL GET PAID FOR READING THAT MOST BORING POEM? #6 OH, THAT HEAD PIECE/HAT ON MAHALIA. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE SANG CAUSE I COULD NOT GET MY EYES OFF OF IT. A MESS.....# 7, THE WONDERFUL PARADE, THE KIDS FROM OUR LOCAL SCHOOL, DRESSED IN BLUE AND LOOKIN SHARP. COST $165,000 DOLLARS TO GET THEM THERE, JUST TO MARCH..J.P.TRAVELLA HIGH SCHOOL. I PAID PART OF THAT TRIP. THEY HAD A BOOTH IN A MALL WHERE THEY WRAPPED GIFTS..I HAD A GIFT WRAPPED...
AND NOW A PERSONAL NOTE: IT IS A PAIN IN THE REAR THAT WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT ON MY E-MAIL PAGE I HAVE TO TRANSFER THEM TO THE BLOG..I DONT KNOW WHY. STUPID AOL HAD TO GO AND THROW US OUT...LOL. SO THANKS TO COWGIRL, SUSAN AND DRAGON LADY..I DO GET UR COMMENTS... MY UTMOST THANKS, I SEEMED TO HAVE LOST LOTS OF READERS SINCE THE BIG CHANGE. SO I DO APPRECIATE YOUR VISITS..AND AGAIN I SAY SEE YA

THE CHAIR

FIRSTLY LET ME SAY, I HAVE FOUND ALL COMMENTS THAT ARE NOT POSTED ON MY BLOG..THEY SEEM TO GO SOMEWHERE IN SPACE. BUT AS ONE OF U HAVE SAID. WE CAN FOOL THEM AND FIND THEM.
THANK U FOR STANDING BY ME..
O.K. THE CHAIR:
I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIGHT PEACH RECLINER IN MY BEDROOM. IT IS ABOUT 7-8 YEARS OLD. I KEEP HER (?) SHINING AND CLEAN. PUMPKIN LOVES SITTING BETWEEN MY LEGS AND NAPPING. FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS OR SO IT HAS BEEN SQUEEKING. NOT A LITTLE LOVING NOISE, BUT A HARSH NASTY SOUND. NOW I WILL TELL U A SECRET, THE SAME ONE I TOLD TO LAZY-BOY. IT ONLY DOES IT AT NIGHT. (DO U KNOW HOW I FELT TELLING THAT TO A KID WHO LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A CRAZY OLD BROAD). WELL, ITS TRUE, IF I SIT ON IT DURING THE DAY, LIKE ON WEEKENDS WHEN I TEND TO STAY HOME AND DO STUFF AND THEN READ AND REST. WELL, I HAVE PUSHED IT OVER, NO EASY TASK, AND SPRAYED WD 40. SEVERAL TIMES..THEN I DISCOVERED THAT THE BACK LIFTS OFF MAKING THE TURN OVER REALLY EASY. SO I DID THAT SEVERAL TIMES, CHANGING THE SPRAY TO A SILICONE ONE..AND THEN AGAIN USING BOTH OF THEM..I AM REALLY GOING NUTS..WHEN MY SON AND D.I.L. WERE HERE IN DECEMBER, MY SON THE MECHANIC DID HIS JOB ON IT. (LIKE IT WAS A ROLLS ROYCE). HE DID IT IN THE EVENING, AND IT SOUNDED GREAT..THEN THEY WENT HOME. BACK TO NORMAL..LAST WEEK MY BROTHER CAME TO DO A FEW THINGS FOR ME. O.K. BERT, I WILL FIX IT FOR U...LOL..HE TOOK IT APART, TURNED THE BABY OVER AND SAID, LOOK, SEE HERE. IT RUBS. OK. I SAY. THE NEXT DAY I PUT A PIECE OF OLD CLOTH THERE. YOU CANT SEE IT. GOOD...LIKE HELL, THAT BABY IS SQUEELING AGAIN..I CANT STAND IT. I DONT WANT TO GET A NEW ONE.. SO THATS IT, TOMORROW I CALLED IN SICK TO MY AEROBICS TEACHER. TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE INAGURATION OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT..LOL..HOPE THIS GUY DOES US GOOD. KINDA SCARY AIN'T IT?????? SEE YA