Wednesday, December 17, 2008

JUST A FEW WORDS FROM BERT

IT IS NOW 2:31AM. I JUST CANT GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT. I DID NOT EVEN NAP TODAY.LOL.
SO ITS OFF TO BED WITH ME IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. FIRST I HAD TO PLAY A LITTLE BINGO LUAU. THEN A FEW ROUNDS OF SAFARI JONG..SO GOOD NIGHT ALL, OR SHOULD I SAY MORNING HONEY...LOL SEE YA

Monday, December 15, 2008

UP TO NO GOOD

YEP, I AM UP TO NO GOOD. STORY OF MY LIFE. I MADE UP MY MIND TO GET RID OF AOL AS THEY GOT RID OF ME..SO I TRIED MY OLD NAME ON GMAIL. IT WAS A TOTAL SCREW UP. SO I TRIED A NEW NAME THERE. AGAIN, SCREWED ME UP. THEY DID NOT WANT TO RECOGNIZE ME. SO I WENT WITH A NEW NAME ON A NEW SITE. HOTMAIL...I TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO FIND IT..I SWEAR I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, BUT THEY SURE ARE MAKING ME FEEL STUPID. SO THATS THE STORY. I AM READING A NEW BOOK. LOL IT IS CALLED VISTA FOR DUMMIES. HEY, THEY KNOW ME..LOL. DO ANY OF U HAVE THE VISTA PROGRAM? HOW ARE U DOING ON IT. DOES IT TAKE A LONG TIME TO REALLY GET INTO IT? JUST MAYBE, I AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR NEW THINGS. I USED TO MAKE FUN OF MY MOTHER WHEN SHE DID'NT UNDERSTAND THINGS LIKE CELL PHONES, ETC.. I TAKE IT BACK MOM..AND MY KIDS, MOSTLY MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER (WHO WILL MAKE A COMMENT ON THIS PAGE) WHO WANT TO SMACK ME DOWN CAUSE I JUST DO CRAZY STUFF..HEY KID, THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR....SEE YA

Thursday, December 4, 2008

MARIE ANTONETTE AWARD

THANK YOU JANIE FOR THE MARIE ANTOINETTE AWARD..I DID NOT KNOW I WAS WORTHY. MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON MY BLOG..THAT IS NOT A NEW THING. I DEPEND ON JANIE AND A FEW OTHERS FOR THE HELP.LOL. IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO POST THE PICTURES WHEN AOL WAS SCREWING AROUND WITH ME..NOW I ALMOST A PRO..SO, IF U CAN ASSIST ME IN THIS QUEST IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
AFTER I RECIEVE THE GIFT, I WILL ALSO SEND 7 PEOPLE THE AWARD ALSO, AND I AM CERTAIN THAT MOST OF YOU ALREADY HAVE IT....SEE YA

Monday, December 1, 2008

TODAY, DECEMBER 1, 2008

TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I AM NOW YEARS OLD...LOL
TODAY I DID SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE.
I WENT TO A RESTURANT BY MY SELF. I HAVE BEEN A WIDOW FOR 5 YEARS, AND BEFORE THAT MARRIED FOR 48. I ALWAYS WENT WITH MY HUSBAND ALONE OR WITH FRIENDS. NOW I FIND THAT BEING SINGLE EXCLUDES ME FROM GOING OUT WITH MARRIED PEOPLE..THE MAIN EXCUSE FROM ONE OF THE GIRLS I KNOW IS THAT SHE WANTS TO OUT WITH PARTNERS CAUSE IT GIVES HER HUSBAND SOMEBODY TO TALK TOO. WHATS WITH THAT CRAP..I KNOW HOW TO TALK...
SO FIRST I WENT TO THE BANK TO DEPOSIT MY HUGE CHECK FROM BROWARD COUNTY FOR WORKING THE POLL. NOT WORTH THE MONEY, I WAS SO SICK AFTER THAT {READ BLOG ON POLLS-11/08}, THEN I WENT TO TARGET TO BUY A DUST BUSTER. MY OLD ONE ONLY GROANS, DOES NOT PICK UP ANYTHING..MAINLY PUMPKINS LITTER ALL OF THE BATHROOM. THEN HOME TO PUT THE STUFF AWAY. THEN TO P.F. CHANGS. THE FINEST CHINESE CUISINE ANYWHERE..I HAD A 10% COUPON, CAUSE THEY LIKE ME, AND A COUPON FOR A FREE APPETIZER THAT AN OWNER GAVE ME ON ONE OF MY VISITS. (SHE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND, SEEING IF EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY) AND LAST WEEK I RECIEVED AN E-MAIL FOR A FREE DESSERT. WHOPEEE...IF U HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS PLACE YOU ARE MISSING SOME GOOD STUFF..THE DESSERT WAS FOR A SMALL SHOT GLASS OF GOOD STUFF. (LIKE APPLEBEE'S HAS ALSO) EXCEPT HERE IT WAS 2.50..LOL. I HAD HOT AND SOUR SOUP, PEPPER STEAK/BROWN RICE. I TOOK HALF OF THAT HOME. I ALSO ORDERED LETTUCE WRAP/VEG. TO TAKE HOME AND A DISH OF NOODLES WITH HOT STUFF AND COOL STUFF IN IT CALLED DAN-DAN NOODLES..THE GREATEST....SO NOW THAT UR MOUTHS ARE WATERING..I AM GETTING OUT OF HERE SEE YA

WEDNESDAY AT THE MALL

AS USUAL WE GO ON THE BUS TO THE MALLS ON WEDNESDAY. ITS BETTER THAN PAYING FOR OUR OWN GAS, AND EASIER TO GET PARKING. THIS PAST WEDNESDAY AS I SAT ON A BENCH AT THE BROWARD MALL A MAN PASSED WITH ABOUT TEN BOXES OF FLOWERS STICKING OUT. THEY WERE BROMELIADS. THE MALL IS COVERED WITH THEM. SO I WHINED AND SAID I WANT ONE. HE STOPPED AND SAID "WHAT" I SAID I WANT THAT. SO HE DUG INTO A BOX AND PULLED OUT TWO LOVELY PLANTS. I SAID THANK YOU, AND OFF HE WENT..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT I ASKED MY FRIEND. I NEEDED BAGS TO PUT THEM IN, SO I WENT INTO JCPENNEY AND ASKED THE GIRL FOR A BAG. NO WAY SHE SAID. WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OUT BAGS..OK..SO OUT I WENT AND SAW A COUPLE OF GUYS PUTTING POINSETTA'S INTO THE POTTED PALMS. AH-THEY WERE REPLACING THE PLANTS FOR THE CHRISTMAS LOOK. THEY GAVE ME TWO PLASTIC COVERS FOR THEM. SO HERE IS A PICTURE..AINT THEY BEAUTIFUL..IF I HAD TO BUY THEM AT THIS SIZE THEY MOST LIKELY WOULD SELL FOR A GOOD 15 BUCKS. NOW, WASN'T THAT A NICE THING. I AM SURE THEY ARE GOING TO DUMP THE REST AS THEY WERE NOT CAREFUL PUTTING THEM INTO THE BOXES. GOING TO THE MALL LATELY IS JUST A WAY FOR ME TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. I DONT NEED ANYTHING. MY FRIENDS ARE SHOPAHOLICS..BUY, BUY, BUY. THEY HAVE STUFF WITH TAGS ON THEM IN THEIR CLOSETS...SO THATS IT FOR NOW..SEE YA

Saturday, November 22, 2008

WHAT IS GOING ON?????

WHAT IS GOING ON???
SEEMS TO ME THAT I HAVE TRIED PUTTING MY COMMENTS ON A LOT OF JOURNALS LATELY, AND THEY EITHER GET ON OR DONT. WHEN THEY DONT I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN.
EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT METHOD, AND I THOUGHT AOL WAS BAD..SOME U HAVE TO COPY A BUNCH OF DUMB LETTERS. SOME U JUST HAVE TO DECIDE IF U ARE OF AIM, GOOGLE, OR WHATEVER. I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO..LOL....SO IF I MISSED U, SORRY. IF I GOT IT ON. STILL SORRY...LOL. THIS IS MAKING ME NUTS.
I AM ON MY NEW COMPUTER AND SOME THINGS ARE STARTING TO MAKE ME MORE NUTTIER..OH WELL......SEE YA

Thursday, November 20, 2008

MURPHY'S LAW

I SEEM TO BE GOING THROUGH A PERIOD KNOWN AS MURPHY'S LAW. FOR THE PAST WEEK OR SO I HAVE BEEN A TRUE MURPHYITE.
FOR EXAMPLE, AFTER WORKING THE POLL ON ELECTION DAY, I FIND THAT I HAVE BEEN REALLY TIRED. MORE SO THAN USUAL. THE OTHER DAY, I WAS AT THE MALL WITH PEOPLE FROM MY CONDO. WE GO EVERY WEDNESDAY ON THE "BUS". WE ARE ALL SENIORS, (LOL) WELL, IT WAS A NORMAL BORING DAY, I HAD A LUNCH FROM THE JAPANESE SECTION. TERIAKY CHICKEN OVER RICE. NOT BAD. AFTER THAT WE GO TO TARGET, IT BEING OUR LAST STOP BEFORE LOADING ON THE BUS TO GO HOME. I HAVE MADE A FRIEND WITH A BUNCH OF BOYS. (YES, BOYS) I AM CURRENTLY FRIENDLY WITH THE THIRD ONE..THE FIRST ONE GAVE ME MY USUAL. FROZEN YOURGUT IN A CUP WITH A SPLASH OF SOME FLAVOR. HE SCREWED UP THE PRICEING ON THE CASH REGISTER, AND IT CAME OUT TO BE .99CENTS. (IT IS A 2.58 ITEM). OK HE SAYS, NO PROBLEM..FINE, THIS WENT ON FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. HE WAS THEN REPLACED BY #2. WHEN I GO TO PAY, I BRING OUT THE LAST PRICE SLIP. HE TRIES REALLY HARD TO MATCH THAT PRICE. AH-HA HE CANNOT. THE BEST HE CAN DO IS .89CENTS..LOVE IT...ALSO, HE IS GONE AFTER A FEW WEEKS. #3 IS NOW MY CURRENT GUY. HE CANNOT MATCH THE PRICE EITHER..THESE KIDS ARE REALLY DUMB OR THEY HATE THE OWNER!!!!. I DID ASK HIM IF HE LIKED THE BOSS, YES HE DOES. LOL CHRIS IS HIS NAME. I NOW JUST WALK INTO THE SHOP AND HE JUMPS UP TO MAKE MY WONDERFUL CUP OF FROZEN GOODY. HE DOES NOT EVEN ASK FOR MONEY. SO NOW THE BEST PRICE I GET IS ZIPPO...LOVE THIS KID THE MOST. WHEN HE IS GONE I THINK I WILL GET THE STUFF AND HE WILL GIVE ME MONEY. NOT BAD. BUT BACK TO MURPHY. I GET HOME ABOUT 3PM. OF COURSE I AM POOPED OUT. I TRY NOT TO NAP AS IT SCREWS UP MY NIGHT TIME SLEEP. WELL, I FELL ASLEEP. I WOKE AT 4:29. IT WAS KINDA DARK OUTSIDE. ALSO IT IS FREEZING HERE IN FLORIDA. I WAS NOT SURE IF IT WAS MORNING OR THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT..WHAT TO DO, I WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND STILL DID NOT KNOW WHAT TIME OF THE MOON CICLE I WAS IN. A FRIEND CALLED AND I ASKED HER. SHE TOLD ME. SO I HAD HOT CEREAL LIKE IT WAS BREAKFAST. AT LEAST I WAS AWARE ENOUGH NOT TO HAVE COFFEE. BIG DEAL, I DID NOT FALL ASLEEP UNTIL 3:30AM..I DROVE PUMPKIN NUTS. WE WERE WRAPPED UP IN A WARM THROW. UP I GOT, DOWN I GOT. I COULD NOT FIND A SPOT FOR MYSELF TO FALL ASLEEP. YIKES. ANYHOW THIS WEEK AND LAST EVERYTHING I DID WAS WRONG. MY MEMORY IS KINDA SHOT SO I CANT REALLY REPEAT IT ALL. IF IT COMES BACK TO ME I WILL REPORT!!!!! SPEAKING OF BEING COLD, IT WAS 48* THIS MORNING IN SOUTH FLORIDA..MY QUESTION OF THE HOUR IS "THIS IS GLOBAL WARMING"? I MOVED TO FLORIDA TO BE WARM. IT IS LIKE MY PAST IN NEW YORK....LOL. SO FRIENDS, I WILL SEE YA